Who needs glasses

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,

pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In

Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass

twice".



An Iranian, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his

glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says "In Iran we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need

to drink out of the same glass twice either".



The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,

throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the

Mexican and the Iranian, and catches his glass. He says "In America we have so

many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the

same ones twice".