More religious then political

Atheist in the woods

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.



What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he
said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling
in the bushes behind him.



He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.



He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
saw that the bear was closing in on him.



He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.



He triped and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him,
reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike
him.



At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.



Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone
upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all
of these years, teach

others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do
you expect me to help you out of this

predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"



The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
you make the BEAR a Christian?"



"Very well," said the voice.



The light went out.



The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw,
brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:



"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our
Lord, Amen."