Dear Diary

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he
lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he
does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S. with his buddies while
I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he
doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What
should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the
United States . Act like one!

Any thoughts of you being sophisticated and classy, just went out the window...This is pedestrian and juvenile humor, at best....right up drnaline's alley (pun intended, for real)

Quiet you, that was funny.

Any thoughts of you being sophisticated and classy, just went out the window...This is pedestrian and juvenile humor, at best....right up drnaline's alley (pun intended, for real)

Like I said, pedestrian and juvenile......birds of a feather, take note.
And did you instruct me to be quiet? in an open forum? no, you didn't?
Somebody died and made you mod?

Many jokes are pedestrian and juvenile, that is often what makes them funny.

Lighten up, everyone has been the butt of jokes at one time or another.

of course...but there is 'beating a dead horse"....
Folks don't want to tell the truth about Bush and Cheney and Rice, and Co.
but it's ok to tell lies and jokes about Hillary and Bill...
I'm just saying...fair is fair, and excess is excess.
I, for one, would love for Hillary to be president, simply to irk Republicans.....
You think they're in a foul mood now...just wait til she's president...and ol' Bill back in the WH...talk about the ultimate FU....I will die laughing.

This is the HUMOR forum. Jokes, funny, laughter, poop, horse-nipples. These are all words that should be found here, if only here. If you want to discuss your fiscally impossible or ethically dangerous positions, we can do it in a forum in which the main theme isn't "be funny".

Indeed, but at whose expense?

Well evidently you can talk about my alley but i can't say **** about yours.

I meant, "something in your realm',

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he
lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he
does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S. with his buddies while
I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he
doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What
should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the
United States . Act like one!