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The Animal Couplet game

 
 
fealola
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 03:51 pm
She wore a scarab bracelet and made pretty poses
While the Japanese beetles were eating her roses
And the fire ant watched and perused
While the banana slug ate Santa Cruz

Abert squirrel
porpise
Finback whale
mastodon
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:01 pm
As mastodon followed mastodon over the cliffs,
finback whales paddled east, o'er to the skiffs.
Porpoises singing lingered in showers of pearls
across waves at land's end watched Abertine squirrels.

Holstein
Jersey
Angus
Guernsey
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:11 pm
The Holstein said "I'm such a cow."
The Jersey asked "but honey, how?"
Angus cried "Ah thought ya knew!"
The Guernsey said "Indeed it's true."

pickerel
mitochondria
anglerfish
dust mite
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:17 pm
If you're a little pickereled you'd better eat a mackerel
So the greedy mitochondria will know you've had a snackerel;
That anglerfish is fishing, and hoping for a bit,
They all look huge alongside a dust mite.

blackbird
dinosaur
Arctic skua
kangaroo
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:22 pm
The holsteins always ate off 2 sets of dishes
While the Jerseys , with milk shots, ate up all their knishes
An Angus is meaty, and is built like a brick
while the sad eyed guernseys quite often look sick


Lorax
jub jub bird
Frumious bandersnatch
Plecotus Townsendi
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:30 pm
ah pferd..Well, I messed up , you guys are too fast fer me



A blackbird,dinosaur , arctic skua and a kangaroo
were all thrown together without a how de doo
The dinosaur stomped on the blacbird which died
while the skua and kangaroo just stood there and cried.
I dont know its all I could come up with
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:34 pm
PS, cav, Weve been using animals real, mythical, and cartoon. Weve not gone to intercellular structures like a mitochondria. Just a point of order here .
Next thing your gonna put up a Lamb chop.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:37 pm
<howling laughing>
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:44 pm
Lorax, used for decades to keep sinks clean,
rubbed a tubthubbing jub jub bird to be mean.
Reported as luminous, our bandersnatch frumious
said that Plecotus Townsendi cried "Doom, he's us!"

Bad, I know it.

Coot
Fluke
Owl
Smelt
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:50 pm
Hoot at a coot and spy a fine fly
Nuke a fluke and tie a trim tie.
Bake a slick snake and howl at an owl
And the smelt smells like neither fish nor fowl.

jaguar
eland
hyrax
impala
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fealola
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 04:59 pm
I took my Jaguar out for a spin
I ran over an eland, he couldn't win
Then a hyrax got in the way-- that stupid fella
He wished I drove a Chevy Imala.

Starfish
Plesiosaur
Ichtyosaur
Brontosaurus
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 05:03 pm
Well farmerman, I think I have already used euglena and paramecium, not to mention galeanthropic, which is probably galeanthrope, a human who believes they have turned into a cat. My game, my rules. Plus, you can blame fealola for suggesting the morphing idea. Laughing
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 05:08 pm
Jaguars refined inspired a car
so did impalas, blue chevys on par
with elands on plains waved with the wind;
a hyrax is buried, to repent, he had sinned.

Chicadee
Rhode Island Red Hen
Chihuahua
Irish Setter
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 1 Dec, 2003 05:15 pm
Would dining with Brontosaurus bore us?
Luncheon with starfish, banquet for tsoris...
Pleasure with Plesiosaur will cause remonstration,
if Ichtyosaur wimpers, send her on vacation!

Chicadee
Rhode Island Red Hen
Chihuahua
Irish Setter
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2003 04:37 am
He says 'Tee-hee, I'm a chicadee!
The Rhode Island red hen can't see me!'
I fed the chicadee to my chihuahua
My jealous Irish setter is barking 'Wa Wa!'

anableps anableps
golden orfe
dog
rat
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2003 01:02 pm
Anableps! Anableps! I have two names!
And I play with golden orfe in the rain.
But when a dog comes along licking his chop
The rat won't help us. Better call a cop!


Alaska moose
Alaska red fox
Alaskan hare
Alaskan vole
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2003 01:24 pm
Alaska moose
Alaska red fox
Alaskan hare
Alaskan vole

In Alaska I see Alaska mooses
Alas! The Alaska red fox vamooses.
An Alaskan hare growing out of an Alaskan mole
An Alaskan owl eating an Alaskan vole.

egret
Brahminy bull
greylag goose
pomeranian
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Ceili
 
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Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2003 01:24 pm
Alaska Moose is king of forest and of rocks
The thief of the glade is the Alaska Fox
Alaskan Hare wears a winter coat so white
Unlike Alaskan Vole who hate days so bright

Muskrat
Beaver
Otter
Seal
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2003 01:29 pm
egret
Brahminy bull
greylag goose
pomeranian

A Hindu regret: He ate an Egret
The Brahminy bull never let him forget.
He was reincarnated as a greylag goose
Destined to eternally chase a pomeranian on the loose

American Sable
Antelope jack rabbit
Antelope squirrel
Arizona white tailed deer
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 2 Dec, 2003 01:37 pm
In the animal alphabet that Fealola has, an American sable
Is just before an Antelope Jack Rabbit in the contents table.
Antelope squirrel comes next, we hear,
And then the Arizona white tailed deer.

mongoose
praying mantis
American cockroach
ring-tailed lemur
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