A ladybug crawled by
As beetle rolled in elephant pie
Butterfly asked him how it tasted
Weasel laughed cuz he was wasted
gorilla
turkey
ass
rabbit
Tarzan is NOT a gorilla
but a turkey, to be sure
for who else would show their ass
like a sick rabbit waiting on a cure
wombat
toucan
hummingbird
worm
Gorilla it's hot, or is it just me?
Poor turkey's hiding under the tree
While little ass brays and stamps the ground
And rabbit merrily hops around.
Vulture
burro
condor
tadpole
Michael Jackson is a vulture,
Like a burro, he's an ass with no culture
He stalks like a condor,
For little tadpoles out yonder...
Giraffe
Timber wolf
hyena
snake
A giraffe with a very long neck
went down on a timber wolf's prick
The hyena was flustered and looked away
While the snake said, Pssst, come over this way
horse
ape
fox
woodpecker
horse around and make me frown
the ape in you is no clown
in this town we have a fox
a woodpecker and not a cox
sapling
rhino
paper
sperm
She rode a horse to the cape
Where she met a handsome ape
He said "You're really a fox!"
Then the woodpecker knocked on her box.
Collie
German Shepard
Poodle
Manx
to the sapling i did sing
the rhino gelitin was glistning
writing paper was once nice
till the sperm of man made this whole disasterous caper
record
dog
grass
sympohony
What sort of animal is a record? And I am not familiar with the grass animal. Are they dangerous?
Oh, and how about the sympohony? Mammal? Fish? Insect?
Now the dog..... I've heard of that
Since this is the "The Animal Couplet Game" I am forced, but rules of the game, to use only the dog.
The dog wandered afar
(Sorry, best I could do with limited material)
Gus, you've done gone and broken the "post 4 animals for the others after you're done" rule. . .
hoity toity i'd like a quartet of animals please
lassie, a good ol' collie was she
not a german shephard, now way
her best friend was a poodle you know
and she married a manx yesterday
frog
lizard
kangaroo
chimpanzee
fealola's list still stands. . . 'tis supposed to be 2 couplets, Ony
Monger, I think we'd better get the hell out of here. The whole thing's gonna blow any minute.
Oh......... the humanity!
ok ok now i know whats expected.sorry about that.
nute
snail
crocodile
anteater
Oh I don't give a hoot about that darn nute
And snails are boringly mute.
But ah, crocodiles shall swim in the Nile
While anteater follows ants for a mile.
crow
raven
tern
crane
