Sat 22 Nov, 2003 06:13 am
Four animals, two rhyming couplets, each animal must be mentioned in the proper line.
The bear stalks, and seems quite addled.
The loon balks, and trys to paddle.
Weeping tiger hunts his prey,
The wallaby just hops away.
After each submission, post a new list of 4 animals for the others.
Sorry, forgot to renew the list:
The dog eats from a dish
The cat dines on some fish
Koala eats in a tree
Eel really needs to pee
the monkey rules, 'cuz he's got hands
the frog, he swims and shuns the lands
the zebra in stripes is totally covered
the swallow was a drunk but since has recovered
Trouser eel then, gustav....nice work.
The monkey is omnivorous,
the frog is quite amphibious.
The zebra does enjoy his stripes.
To a good swallow, holy cripes!
Oops, let's go from SealPoet's list...
The yak has fur that's kinda rough,
the tiger's stripes are not enough,
to save them from the rhino's fate,
as for giraffes, is it too late?
I shall just resubmit my list:
capybaras rule the land
pangolins fear the hand
hamsters live in Mr. Gere
tapirs laugh off their rear
The duck's green head proves it's a mallard
the crow sings mournful murder ballards,
the earthworm likes being corporeal,
the slender loris prefers arboreal.
daddy long legs
Look at that, it's a running duck it's
Fleeing the crow who's trying to kiss it.
Earthworm on the pavement will soon be flat
Slender loris eats junk food will soon be fat.
Think I popped in earlier, SealPoet....we shall resume from my list. I am having fun.
Cows and aliens just don't mix
Praying mantis males are ruled by chicks
Ham tastes good with bald eagles' eggs
But not as good as daddy long legs
The cockatoo has handsome fronds,
the blowfish swells up good in ponds.
The thorny devil squirts his eyes,
tadpoles mourn the turtle's cries.
Ive nothing to say about the bonobo
Except that its got lots of Lemur as far as we know.
I could tell volumes about the marmoset
but the cougars just eaten my marmo-pet
Even though farmerman screwed up the animal/line thingy, we will proceed with his list for the sake of fun. Is that "urchin" you mean there?
I am not leaving un teal
some beaver is shown for real
my kestrel is smokin'
Urechin! I need some pokin'!
The king of kiang killed all his plants
the sharpbills cry makes me dance
a sea coelacanth eats no ants
don't grouse me out and where those hunting pants
i whisper "there's an animal called sphere???"
as the dolphin is comes near
while the wart slithers along
and the mite (in your bed) sings his own song
A koala is not a bear
A dingbat has no hair
Florida panthers may be black
An alligator eats you for a snack.
The corgi bit my ankle
while the bottlefly, he did rankle
The salamander oozed away
while the Flea chose to stay
Petruchio tamed a Shrew
While a mole spied through the windoow
But a pigeon flew by and scared the guy
And a wasp bit him right in the eye.