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The Animal Couplet game

 
 
Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 04:47 pm
Well, the Wizard of Oz featured a scare crow.
And Raven is immortalized in verse by Poe.
But the poor little tern, he's just not magnificent
And the stork, not a crane, is the one that's significant.

Rhinocerous
Lion
Gorilla
Chimpanzee
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 05:02 pm
The rhinocerous went and got a crush,
The lion layed there, like a lush,
Gorilla was a silverback,
Chimpanzee gave his a whack.

ocelot
euglena
gibbon
tortoise
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Algis Kemezys
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 05:24 pm
thanks alot for the ocelot
euglena will toss alot
esp if you eat it without stuffed gibbon
in which case i would give the tortoise the ribbon.

eperlan
smelt
octapus
otter
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larryta2
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 05:28 pm
I don't think nobody done the words....
collie,german shepard,poodle, manx..I will attempt..this sounds like fun....


The collie ate two bowls of meat
And german shepard ate chicken and pig's feet
The poodle likes to play with his food
And the manx cannot eat like he should.


cat,
unicorn,
kangaroo,
platypus
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 07:33 pm
eperlan cans have phrases continental
while the smelt is just stuffed into cans of cheap metal
an octopus needs a swift blow to the head
and an otter would eat all the above on white bread


peripatus
gnu
carabid beetle
vole
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 10:45 pm
I vote both larry's and farmerman's valid. I'm going with farmerman's for now, so larry's is up for grabs.

The velvet worm, peripatus,
feels nice on gnu's apparatus.
Carabid beetle's folic acid
tames the voles, makes them placid.

Let Larry's get done, then a new list.
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 10:51 pm
onyxelle wrote:
lassie, a good ol' collie was she
not a german shephard, no way
her best friend was a poodle you know
and she married a manx yesterday

frog
lizard
kangaroo
chimpanzee


larryta - i did them..but i think my post was kinda igg'ed :-)
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 10:52 pm
uhm..i vote mine should be validated first - because it was apparently not seen by the hoards of you who've visited here. I am hurt *boo hoo hoo* is this what happens when one leaves a2k for a few hours? my o my
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 22 Nov, 2003 10:53 pm
Righty then, on from onyxelle's list.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 12:30 am
Ok, ok, let's get Onyxelle to quit crying.

frog
lizard
kangaroo
chimpanzee

Death came slowly for the frog
The lizard tied him to a log
The kangaroo put spikes in his head
Suffer, frog! The chimpanzee said

tapir
halibut
toad
skunk
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Monger
 
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Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 01:24 am
as tapir mourned the death of frog
halibut cried "gus is a hog!
"it's his fault frog croaked like a toad
"some skunks should go gas his abode!"


pony
gila monster
moth
viper
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 23 Nov, 2003 04:54 am
As pony turns out just one trick
the gila monster's jaws go click
and miss the moth flying 'round the light
much to the viper's sheer delight.

marmoset
paramecium
merecat
gopher
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larryta2
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 01:52 pm
A marmoset is funny indeed
But a parameciun you can hardly feed
A merecat would be crawking
And a gopher would be howling

Poodle
Tom cat
Leopard
Tiger
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 06:57 pm
The poodle did paddle far out to sea
and the Tom Cat cried out quite panisky
The leopard quite calmly called the cops
and the tiger just sat there licking his chops


ambulocetus
gnat
flying fox
mandrill
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2003 07:34 pm
That ambulocetus looks mighty scary to me.
And a blasted gnat raised a welt on my knee.
I prefer the flying fox (hear he's pretty witty)
To a mandrill with a blue/red rump - that's a real pity.

Pinto
Mule
Koala
Grizzly
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 05:25 am
The Pinto backed into a crash,
The mule looked on upon the bash.
Koalas ran to siphon gas,
The Grizzly searched for a bus pass.

Blatella Germanica
Morpho
Gusano de Mageuy
Chalcosoma
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fealola
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 11:45 am
You BLATELLA GERMANICA!
You're no Morpho- I'm tellin' ya!
You ate the Gusano de Mageuy
In the Chalcosoma wine. Eiwweee!

Bull Moose
Racoon
Deer
Bison
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 01:10 pm
A bull moose from here
Had raccoon with his beer
Washed his face in a bison
And rode off on his deer.
(pl excuse cockney pronunciation in 3rd line)
muskrat
snow leopard
aardvark
bear
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 01:51 pm
Oops, Clary broke the rules...., the third line needed the deer, the fourth the bison, and the last two lines were not a rhyming couplet. Please try again, as your suggested animal list is a good one.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2003 01:58 pm
Sorry, thought it was any 4liner

A bull moose from here
Had raccoon with his beer,
And wine with his deer,
But bison made him feel queer...
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