When koala went to animal Super Bowl
She was sitting next to her friend owl
And pigeons played pretty excellent game
While limpets were slow, fatigued and lame
cricket, giraffe, salmon, frog
cricket, giraffe, salmon, frog
The cricket sings in the evening trees
Surprised when a tall giraffe it sees.
It scuttles down, to a salmon pink flower,
And sings to the frogs for a happy hour.
jaguar, quagga, womabt, zebu
Jaguar, fast with Jensen Button
Quagga's like a donkey or sutt'n
A wombat doesn't fly, I think
Too much of zebus drives you to drink
cockroach
carpet tick
silverfish
flea
cockroach
carpet tick
silverfish
flea
The cockroach danced with a kilt on
The carpet tick lives in a Wilton.
I cook silver fish and golden chips
While a flea gives surreptitious nips.
labrador
pollywog
anteater
armadillo
Labradors live very close to the sea
Pollywog sounds I think not very PC
Anteater dines on termites and stuff
Armadillo's armoured: Isn't that enough?
donkey
chinchilla
kid
tortoise.
donkey
chinchilla
kid
tortoise.
A donkey's nothing more than a bray and an ass,
The chinchilla's a rat in a big fur coat
A kid ascends the peak from the mountain pass,
And the tortoise won a running race of note.
Pomeranian
poodle
Muscovy duck
merganser
A Pomeranian I saw was quite Spitzy
And a groomed Poodle was too too ritzy.
A Muscovy Duck is often a gourmet's delight
But to fish a Merganser's a most dreaded sight.
Polar Bear
Zebra
Hyena
Panda
Polar Bear
Zebra
Hyena
Panda
A polar bear, a bipolar bear and me,
We went to catch a zebra for our tea.
The hungry hyena laughed to see such fun,
And the panda stole our remaining currant bun.
natterjack toad
firefly
grouse
peahen
A Natterjack Toad awoke during the night
To the glare of a firefly shedding its light
On a grouse that was preening and strutting its stuff
For an indifferent peahen who'd "just had enough."
Porcupine
Chameleon
Eland
Water Buffalo
Pincushion porcupine- Ouch, you prick!
Chameleon quick-change, emphasis on quick
E-land is where A2K-ers go
To meet, perhaps avoid, the water buffalo
Magpie
robin
squirrel
cat
Magpie
robin
squirrel
cat
Black and white magpie, one for sorrow
Red-breasted robin on a wheelbarrow.
Bushy-tailed squirrel scampers over grass,
Bright-eyed cat, after its ass.
lory
dodo
iguana
tigress
lory
dodo
iguana
tigress
Lory is a what? Because I very rarely see 'em
Dodo can be seen in a West Kensington museum
Iguana go to Mexico, since these environs pall
Tigress likes the grassy bits of Sikkim and Bengal
oops sorry
crocodile
alligator
Nile perch
catfish
crocodile
alligator
Nile perch
catfish
In a Nile, crocodile.
In a crater, alligator.
I fell off my blue perch when inebriated
And a cafish is more hated than dated.
gorilla
killdeer
eagle
salmon
Gorillas in the mist, lumbering all around
Killdeer murders Bambi, a sadist I'll be bound
Eagle soars so proudly, the wind beneath his wings
Salmon chanted evening I'll remember all my things
sprat
eel
bloater
sole
The sprat swam in the sea
The eel wandered free
For Breakfast I like a bloater whole
But for dinner I much prefer a sole
puffin
Razor Bill
Heron
Egret
puffin
Razor Bill
Heron
Egret
Huffin the Puffin has a stripe round his eye
Razor Bill fillets his fish for a fry.
Heron, mein Herren, is long in the leg.
Egrets are white and lay one big white egg.
hamster
chaffinch
guinea pig
stoat
hampster
chaffinch
guinea pig
stoat
The Hampster stuffs his cheeks with food
The chaffinch thinks this rather rude
The guinea Pig eats in a similar style
Which the Stoat considers rather vile.
Snail
Ladybird
Moth
Wasp
Hello Rod, nice to see you are a dog
Snail
Ladybird
Moth
Wasp
Snail takes house and slithers on tummy
Ladybird burns, poor distracted mummy.
Moths are a poor man's butterflies,
And if I see a wasp, it dies!
jabberwock
slithy tove
borogove
mome rath
woof woof
jabberwock
slithy tove
borogrove
mome rath
The Jabberwock comes from a lovely book
As does the Slithy Tove if you take a look
The Borogrove is also from a tome
Where you'll probably find the Mome Rath home.
Fly
Spider
Cat
Dog
You must be joking, said the fly
Your parlour? I should coco, guy
The spider at that, spun a web for the cat
And the dog did a whoopsie on the mat
lamprey
remora
bonito
tunny
