I saw mighty falcon hang in the air
So too did the kestral, with great flare
lammermeier flew without a care
and the long-billed vulture brings despair
worm
beetle
slug
maggot
worm
beetle
slug
maggot
There's an inspiring early morning thought!
A lowly worm toils in the earth all day
The beetle makes his weary way through clay.
In my garden, slugs adore to play
I hope the maggot's eaten by a jay.
boar
sow
hog
pig
"You're drinking alone, what a BOAR"
Said the sow with a snore
The hog demanded a swig,
And said, "Don't be such a pig!"
dog
White-tailed jack rabbit
White-tailed deer
Fish
hare
dog,white-tailed jack rabbit,white-tailed deer,fish,hare
My dog ate my good bedroom shoe
While that white-tailed jack rabbit stared at you.
My son shot a white-tailed deer while hunting
And my dad caught fish while spots were running
Alas that hare was wondering what was going on
While there is no word to go along so sing and run
collie
cat
cougar
condor
The collie is a magnificent beast
graceful house cat, hails from the fareast
cougar prefers a moveable feast
but condors beauty soars when released
elf
dwarf
gnome
pixie
just to shake things up a bit, he he
elf
dwarf
gnome
pixie
Santa hired the old lazy drunk elf
Hoping this dwarf would improve of himself
But a gnome named grinchy offered him a beer
While he and the pixie danced with good cheer
Dog
Cat
Mouse
Farmer in the Dell
dog, cat,mouse,farmer in the dell
Twas the night that Santa helped a little dog
And a huge cat ran away in the smog
But a mouse named Elfie called on the phone
And found farmer in the dell on loan
Labrador retriever
lamb
llama
lovebirds
Tha labrador retriever has a daunting task
with a lamb in its mouth and a rope round its ass
the llama all flustered just stands there and spits
while the loivebird perches high and then defecates
hellbender
polyphemus
catahoula
minke
hellbender
polyphemus
catahoula
minke
The hellbender swam up the creek with delight
while polyphemus hid in his cave out of fright
catahoula, no such word word to define
saw the minke take up sail drinking the brine
puppy
kitten
weasel
armadillo
Johnny wrote, A puppy, please, for christmas.
A kitten, red kite or pirate's cutlass
But not a red weasel, they sure...do smell
An armadillo, now that would be swell!
Mouse
Fluffy Cat
Bi-Polar Bear
Reindeer
Mouse
Fluffy Cat
Bi-Polar Bear
Reindeer
A little grey mouse to the town is gone
Driven by fluffy cat out of her home
The Bi-polar bear in his manic way
Bought 20 reindeer and Santa's sleigh.
ferret
stoat
polecat
ptarmigan
'There was a ferret', said Joe, of his dreams,
'and a fearsome stoat', which explained his screams.
'It began in the woods, a polecat roared
and startled the nasty ptarmigan horde"
miniture schnauser
toy poodle
doberman
shetland pony
miniture schnauser
toy poodle
doberman
shetland pony
For Christmas I got a miniature schnauzer dog
My kid a toy poodle, my hubby a frog,
My aunt got a doberman to guard her house
And my shetland pony - he got a mouse.
goode
kittiwake
kiwi
ox
When I'm bad, I'm very, very goode
Unlike kittiwake hiding in the wood
Sometimes like Kiwi, I'm not understood
My fiery veins must be filled with ox-blood
pigeon
seagull
racoon
bandicoot
pigeon
seagull
racoon
bandicoot
A London pigeon went for a walk
And with a seagull started to talk.
The raccoon leapt down from a sycamore tree
And asked the bandicoot out to tea.
jay
tit
wren
finch
jay
tit
wren
finch
The blue Jay flew soaring high
The tit had the nerve to **** in my eye
The wren is an ugly bird to me
and the Finch is a gonner if I ever do see!
flying squirrel
badger
ferret
koala bear
flying squirrel
badger
ferret
koala bear
The flying squirrel fell to earth,
The flying badger gave birth.
I avoid the flying ferret
The flying koala bear has merit.
narwhal
tiger
panther
ibis
narwhal
tiger
panther
ibis
The narwhal's tusk extends from his jaw
but it's no match for the tiger's claw.
The panther stalked silently through the wood
thinking that an ibis would sure taste good.
shark
snake
bat
eel
shark
snake
bat
eel
Hark the shark whose bark is not
Worse than his bite. A snake is not
Slimy and bats are not totally blind
I'm off to the river, an eel to find.
fox
wolf
mink
lynx
The shark circled the blue, waiting to dine
Invited the snake to the salty brine
He carried a bat, for his protection
but the slick eel, showed only affection
Donkey
Sheep
Cow
Goat
