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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 02:16 am
"Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket
launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
training notice
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. From 30,000 feet
every single bomb always hits the ground." - U.S. Air Force
ammunition memo.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of
your unit." - Army preventive maintenance publication
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Corps memo.
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David
H. Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
ambush." - Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper - once." - Anonymous
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army
recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your buddies
"If you see a bomb disposal technician running, try to keep up with
him." - U.S. Army ordnance manual
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed" - U.S. Air Force flight training manual
I like the third one about the "cluster bombs."
We've been hearing so much about "smart bombs."
"There are three kinds of fools. Plain fools, damn fools, and volunteers."
Conventional military wisdom.
The best way to find you commander in the field is to fall asleep at your post.