Oh god.. Michael Moore is running in '08

Flint, Michigan. September 8, 2005 -
Michael Moore has announced that he will run in 2008. "I've noticed there have been a lot of comments about my weight or appearance by some of my opposition" He goes further by stating "Maybe they will debate me on the body of my work instead of the work of my body." While Mr. Moore makes preparations for his run some of his supporters encourage him not to be overzealous.
"I hope he runs only 2 miles. I don't want him to over exert himself" said a concerned Sean Penn. Mr. Moore has reassured everyone that a personal trainer has been hired to foresee any danger.
Michael's critics were quick to point out his lack of experience and already the spin machine started.
A group calling themseves the Swift Runners of Truth have stated that Michael Moore never ran in gym class and say he has no experience in this field. Some have even gone on to say that his grade of c+ in grade 9 gym class was forged.
At a very emotional press conference Mr. Moore concluded "We have a long and arduous journey ahead of us. I believe that the goal that I set out for myself will be accomplished. I believe in myself and I believe in the American people."...