hmmm. Don't know, Slappy, but do you know the song "Celery Stalks at Midnight?" naaaah. You're too young.
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Phoenix32890
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 01:21 pm
How 'bout stalks of rhubarb- Great with applesauce!
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Letty
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 01:24 pm
Heh heh! That makes my jaw hurt just thinking of rhubarb, Phoenix.
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Montana
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 03:18 pm
Did Jack really climb the bean stalk?
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Letty
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 03:29 pm
I really believe it, Montana. Jack was pretty nimble and quick, and he had a marvelous cabbage stalk cane to aid him in pole vaulting.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 03:32 pm
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...Jack burned off his f'n #$%*
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cjhsa
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 03:33 pm
I hate to tell you this Slappy, but crazy naked hot dog guy isn't very hard to spot.
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cavfancier
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 03:34 pm
Jack and the Beanstalk was clearly a thinly-veiled tale about a boy's first foray into masturbation. The beanstalk was clearly his little friend (Slappy knows about that quite well), and the supposed "Giant" was clearly Jack's first experience with ejaculation, which can be traumatic for boys unfamiliar with the experience. I would go on, but I no longer have to write papers for Children's Lit classes anymore, thank heaven.
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Craven de Kere
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 03:35 pm
Slappy, I've already told you to leave Janet Reno alone!
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littlek
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 06:33 pm
Cav, I would have thought the giant was the fear of being caught.... hmm.
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Eva
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Fri 21 Nov, 2003 10:24 pm
She's right, cav. The giant is the fear of being caught. The golden egg is the ejaculation. Whew, it's a good thing YOU'RE not still teaching!
Talk to you all tomorrow. Time for me to tell my 9 yr. old son a bedtime story.
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cavfancier
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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 02:48 am
Well, now you know why I left academia for cooking.
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Montana
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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 07:22 am
Could Slappy be a stalker? Should we follow him for awhile to see what he's up too?
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cavfancier
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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 07:24 am
I think Slappy is a stocker, of shelves in some creepy supermarket.
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Montana
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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 07:34 am
Maybe he stalks people while he stocks.
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cavfancier
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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 07:35 am
Yeah, that probably is the M.O.
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Sofia
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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 07:49 am
He's hanging out at lesbian bars, trying to work a threesome.
Maybe that's where he's doing his stocking stalking. Could find Janet there, as well.
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Letty
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Sat 22 Nov, 2003 02:20 pm
UhOh! Sofia has her "attack mode" avatar back in place.
Let's stalk the stock market:
Hope no one has a bunch in cabbage patch dolls.
Or better still, let's slap happy for staring this stalking.
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