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Santa Claws, Santa Clause Or Santa Cause?

 
 
mark noble
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 03:50 pm
@Setanta,
Hi Setanta,

I'm adding "Extrovert" to my diagnosis (attention-seeking).

And "Inability to notice sarcasm".

Mark...
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 03:56 pm
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain


Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 03:58 pm
@mark noble,
You're just a legend in your own mind, ain't ya, Bubba?
mark noble
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 04:04 pm
@Setanta,
Hi Setanta,
I thank you indeed. I've never heard that before and it has brought a smile to my face.
That is your best contribution yet.

Mark...
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mark noble
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 04:07 pm
@Setanta,
Hi Setanta,
No, I look up to none and down on none.

What does "Bubba" mean? I haven't encountered that word before meeting you. Is it kindly or derogatory?

Mark... (notice how I've stopped extending gestures to you, as per your request?).
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 04:13 pm
Don't stroke yourself over your virtue, i told you how disgusting i find your phony good wishes immediately after i first encountered you. On that basis, it makes you look pretty slow on the uptake.

Bubba is a form of address used in the American South, and is one of friendly affection, or of derision and contempt. I leave it to you to figure out which applies here.

Whether or not you look down on anyone has absolutely nothing to do with your silly conceits--such as thinking you're in any way qualified to "diagnose" someone based on a handful of posts at an anonymous forum. Which is why it appears to me that you are a legend in your own mind.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 04:16 pm
Check out the video above . . . Weird Al is far more entertaining than the tripe you routinely post at this site . . .
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mark noble
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 04:19 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

it makes you look pretty slow on the uptake.

such as thinking you're in any way qualified to "diagnose" someone based on a handful of posts at an anonymous forum. Which is why it appears to me that you are a legend in your own mind.
the tripe you routinely post at this site . . .
Hi Setanta,

And you are qualified to make these judgements, I take it?

Mark...

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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 04:26 pm
Once again, you show very little rhetorical skill. I'm not judging you when i say that your posts make you look slow on the uptake--i'm pointing out appearances, not alleging reality.

As for being qualified when it comes to tripe or drivel, anyone is qualified to judge that for themselves.
mark noble
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2010 04:30 pm
@Setanta,
Hi Setanta,

"One man's rubbish (drivel) is another man's treasure".
Don't you agree?

I'm thinking of renaming this thread "Setanta Claws, Setanta Clause or Setanta Cause" By the way. No pun intended.

Mark...
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