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Thu 13 Nov, 2003 01:58 pm
It's a little lengthy, but so so cute.
THE GRIEVANCE:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
THE RESPONSE:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 straight hours.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start
working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management.
this is so damn funny i had to repost it..so to speak....
Re: THE GRIEVANCE (LADIES & GENTS - THIS IS A HOOT)
onyxelle wrote:
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
....
And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
<<snort>> Those were my favorites.
Re: THE GRIEVANCE (LADIES & GENTS - THIS IS A HOOT)
onyxelle wrote:And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Don't they talk about it EVERYWHERE?
well francis. as you see, i posted it a full tres anos prior to you
pffffft
*smile*
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