THE BIRD

A man follows a woman with a parrot out of a movie theater.
>
> He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but
> notice that your bird seemed to understand the movie. He cried at the
right
> spots, he was fidgeting in his seat during the boring parts, and he
laughed
> at the jokes. Don't you find that unusual?"
>
> "I do indeed," she replies. "He hated the book."