MISS RITA

A nursing home resident, suffering from dementia,
decided to shed all of her clothes and "streak."
She passed two male residents sitting in their
wheel chairs in the hallway.

The first male asked the second, "Who was that?"

Second: "I THINK it was 'Miss Rita.'"

First: "Well, what was that she had on?"

Second: "I don't know, but it sure needed ironing!