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Mon 10 Nov, 2003 07:58 pm
A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with
her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen
table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in
deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear
from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she
asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his
coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?"
he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do," she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught
us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'" "I remember that, too," she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,
"I would have gotten out today."
A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied.
hahaha!!! Those are a riot, LOL!
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