Becks and posh spice

David Beckham is wandering round a store in knightsbridge (substitute any dimwit you like for david beckham)

He asks a saleslady, what's this then?

She replies, it's a thermos flask sir, to which Becks replies, oh yeh! what's it do then?

She tells him, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.

Really says Becks thats bloody clever, I'll take it.

When he gets home his missus Posh Spice says what you got there dave?
He says it's a thermos flask

Wot's it do then? asks posh

It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold explains becks

Oh she says, you could take it to training in the morning.

Becks tuns up at the training ground next day and is asked by a team mate, what you got there becks?

becks tells him it's a thermos flask and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold

No kidding says the team mate, so what you got innit then?

Becks says, two cups of coffee and a choc ice.