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You Don't Know Jack Schitt

 
 
Monger
 
Reply Thu 28 Nov, 2002 07:13 am
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You'll be able to handle the situation, if and when it should arise.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new Itallian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
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Reply Sat 11 Jan, 2003 01:46 am
Monger, you are amongst the finest.
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