DOES YOUR LIFE LOOK LIKE THIS GUYS?

Eva has boy germs

Your sigline (Noddy's quote) went with that last post very well, dadpad!

Love the Stooges!

The thread cartoon strip describes me to a T, and sadly, I like it that way.

Very funny!

My (internet ) life contains many such distractions & excuses for procrastination, but the direction is slightly different.
It generally goes like this.::

* Only have a few minutes. Gotta write that report I promised. Think I'll check out the latest A2K posts & a couple of news sites, before I get on with it. Only a few minutes.

* Oh wow. An attack on (insert place/building/plane/ship) overnight! That's terrible.

* Oh an A2K thread about it already! Someone was on the ball!

*Hmmm I wonder what the ABC News says about this? Very informative video. I'll post that to the A2K thread.

* I wonder what the o/seas media is making of the situation? What does the BBC & the Guardian have to say?

*My goodness. They have a LOT to say! I had no idea the situation was so complicated!

* I must post that BBC video & that Guardian article!

*Oh look! There's a Guardian Q & A article, which explains everything so clearly. I must post that, too!

* I wonder what the US is saying about this? Over to the NYTimes. That's interesting! My goodness!

* Ha ha! Great Sydney Morning Herald cartoon on the situation! Must post that!

* Oh, I see .XXXX & XXXX (insert names) are having a bit of a bun fight (on the A2K thread) about the motives & the background to the attack!

* Crikey, this is turning a bit nasty!

* Hey! A PM from XXXX !(insert name)

* Send message back to XXXX.

* OH WOW! An a2K thread on cooking pigs' trotters! Exactly what I need!

* I'll check out the AGE online to see of there are any updates on that story...

* Oh no! Terrible breaking news article from ... (insert country)

* I wonder what the Aljazeera has to say about that ....?

* (Hours later) Now what did I want to say in that report, again ?

This happens so often it's not funny anymore. I wonder if there's a support group one can join to break the addiction?

Youve gotta get some discipline to make sure that all your "must do" lists are as finished as you can make them before you get into your "Like to do" lists.

Now I gotta get back to my report because I was distracted while checking out my Nature abstracts. OH neat, I just got a post from AskART about an art auction this past weekend.

Right. I'll try & follow your excellent example in these (internet) things, farmer. I so wish I had your strength of purpose!