@ebrown p,
Lots of 'em
Idiom mots
'Slicker than snot on a doorknob.' Sometimes emphasized with a 'brass doorknob.'
'Gotta go talk to a man about a horse'--meaning where's the restroom?
'Useless as tits on a boar'
'Thinks below the navel' usually describing a male.
Idiom words--
Gom--perusing with no intent to buy.
Mophus-Someone lacking the intelligence to 'pour piss out of a boot'.
Just a few
Rap