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I HAVE JUST EATEN SOME TOFU CRAP THAT WASNT TOO DISGUSTING

 
 
Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 03:12 pm
High praise from me. Discuss tofu (even its name sounds gross), sorta like UrANUS
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 03:30 pm
@farmerman,
This one had the tofu clasts cooked in some kind of beefy broth and served up with jalopenos. About as good as I think tofu can get. I did not gag. That too is a positive sign.

sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 03:33 pm
@farmerman,
It's early yet.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 03:42 pm
@farmerman,
I have long understood that if you drench something with enough catsup, it tastes remarkably like catsup. The same would be true of jalepenos.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 03:43 pm
@roger,
why would I soak my jalepenos in tofu?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 03:52 pm
@roger,
If you soak tofu in pretty much anything, it (the tofu) will taste like that (the stuff it was soaking in). Which is the charm and the curse of tofu.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 03:59 pm
@sozobe,
I alays laugh at the tofu they cut into "drumsticks" and call it tofurkey.

Humans didnt spend all that valuable evolution time on ther dentition to be left eating soy mung.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 04:01 pm
Mmmmm, tofu! Kidding, kidding, I'm sort of tofu neutral. Best tofu I ever had was near crispy on the outside of the cubes and stuffed with a piece of chinese sausage, lap cheong, in a bowl of beef broth. I cook it a few times a year, usually sauteed in a little canola with chili flakes, maybe soy sauce, some cut up scallions, tossed over rice.
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JTT
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 04:29 pm
@farmerman,
Excellent stuff tofu. You just don't know how the recipes, FM.

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 04:42 pm
@farmerman,
Farmerman, I'll dial 9-1- and when you need me to dial the next 1, I'll call for an ambulance for you.
http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/at-the-deathbed-1940-by-samal-joensen-mikines.jpg
I'll start the deathbed prayers in order to help you're path to heaven.
Crying or Very sad
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 04:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
why, is tofu poisonous?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 04:57 pm
@farmerman,
There is a slight problem with the advancing plantings of monsanto promoted roundup resistant soy (and corn and yadda yadda). And some argued deleterious effects to women who've had a certain type of breast cancer. But to me, soy beans are innocents on the scene, they can just be misused...

Pass those mung bean threads (cellophane noodles) while you're at it.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 05:00 pm
@farmerman,
It's the biggest conspiracy since the assassination of Buckwheat. The scandal is a big cover up by Big Soy! Shocked



Wink


farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 06:29 pm
@tsarstepan,
BIG SOY would be an excellent name for a Rock Band
roger
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 07:28 pm
@farmerman,
Not in small quantities.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 07:52 pm
I've never put catsup on jalepanos.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 07:53 pm
@chai2,
how bout ketchup?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 07:53 pm
@chai2,
How about jalapeƱos on cats?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 07:56 pm
@tsarstepan,
The cats would win.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 08:37 pm
@tsarstepan,
how about tofu on cats?


wait a minute, how about attaching buttered toast to a cats back?

http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cattoasrt-632x505.jpg
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