I CHEATED ON MY WIFE

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We were playing Monoploly see? She went out to get some ice tea and I landed myself on Boardwalk. She trusted me. Shall I keep this dark secret? or vent my guilt and perhaps suffer her reproach

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[+3] - CalamityJane - 04/07/2010If it were any other street or train station, okay, but Boardwalk?? Oh that's like cheating on Sandra Bullock. Shame on you!!
[+3] - farmerman - 04/07/2010shes smarter than that. Shed put cyanide into almond cookies and I wouldnt know the diff. Shed be the kind to use Sodium Flouracetate. (worlds deadliest poison=no antidote=first symptom death)...
[+3] - Gargamel - 04/09/2010It starts with Monopoly. But next thing you know you're stabbing a hooker in a Ramada Inn bathroom.

@farmerman,

Low act, farmer. (tsk, tsk)

You should come clean.

You'll feel much better after you have, trust me! Smile

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@farmerman,

http://images.elfwood.com/art/t/a/tar/batholith.jpg

Get familiar with your tormentor when you hit the afterlife.

Sorry. Dems the breaks.

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@tsarstepan,

Yep, tsar, you're absolutely right.

Bad karma, extremely bad karma.

And while she was out making the tea!!!!!! Surprised

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@farmerman,

what kinda tea? If it was Typhoo or Liptons your entitled to cheat.

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I thought that you were supposed to cheat when you played Monopoly.

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@dyslexia,

Ice Lapsang, with lemon, I love lemony Lapsang.

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If it were any other street or train station, okay, but Boardwalk?? Oh that's like cheating on Sandra Bullock. Shame on you!!

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

Ice Lapsang, with lemon, I love lemony Lapsang[?!].

Yechhh!! You're not helping your own cause in terms of possible salvation.

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@tsarstepan,

I suppose its an acquired taste.

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@farmerman,

can I expect penance and absolution?

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

can I expect penance and absolution?

absolution? yeah right!

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She probably used the tea as an excuse to leave. She doesn't plan to finish the game anyway.

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@farmerman,

No, you're going go to Purgatory & we're all gonna have to pray that you clean up your act, farmer! Wink

Have you told her about the cheating yet?

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@farmerman,

Who won the game? If you let her win? Then yes.

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She probably already knows what you might have done. Women are good at that and men are not too good at lying. Check the tea for arsenic. She may hasten your visit to Purgatory or worse.

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@realjohnboy,

What's that poison that tastes and smells like almonds? Cyanide?

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@tsarstepan,

shes smarter than that. Shed put cyanide into almond cookies and I wouldnt know the diff. Shed be the kind to use Sodium Flouracetate. (worlds deadliest poison=no antidote=first symptom death)

WHY would I cheat and let her win Cheezus!/

AS far as Purgatory, I been there and worked in the area a full 2 weeks, COLD as **** and the only place to go was a Holiday Inn in FAirbanks and travel was by helicopter (I **** bricks in a helicopter).

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@tsarstepan,

I forget, but it's often found described in English mysteries.

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It starts with Monopoly. But next thing you know you're stabbing a hooker in a Ramada Inn bathroom.

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