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I CHEATED ON MY WIFE

 
 
Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:01 pm
We were playing Monoploly see? She went out to get some ice tea and I landed myself on Boardwalk. She trusted me. Shall I keep this dark secret? or vent my guilt and perhaps suffer her reproach
 
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:04 pm
@farmerman,
Low act, farmer. (tsk, tsk)

You should come clean.

You'll feel much better after you have, trust me! Smile
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:07 pm
@farmerman,
http://images.elfwood.com/art/t/a/tar/batholith.jpg
Get familiar with your tormentor when you hit the afterlife.

Sorry. Dems the breaks.
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:11 pm
@tsarstepan,
Yep, tsar, you're absolutely right.

Bad karma, extremely bad karma.

And while she was out making the tea!!!!!! Surprised
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:19 pm
@farmerman,
what kinda tea? If it was Typhoo or Liptons your entitled to cheat.
mismi
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:20 pm
I thought that you were supposed to cheat when you played Monopoly.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:21 pm
@dyslexia,
Ice Lapsang, with lemon, I love lemony Lapsang.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:26 pm
If it were any other street or train station, okay, but Boardwalk?? Oh that's like cheating on Sandra Bullock. Shame on you!!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:28 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Ice Lapsang, with lemon, I love lemony Lapsang[?!].

Yechhh!! You're not helping your own cause in terms of possible salvation.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 06:30 pm
@tsarstepan,
I suppose its an acquired taste.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 07:36 pm
@farmerman,
can I expect penance and absolution?
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 07:38 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

can I expect penance and absolution?
absolution? yeah right!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 07:44 pm
She probably used the tea as an excuse to leave. She doesn't plan to finish the game anyway.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 07:47 pm
@farmerman,
No, you're going go to Purgatory & we're all gonna have to pray that you clean up your act, farmer! Wink

Have you told her about the cheating yet?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 07:53 pm
@farmerman,
Who won the game? If you let her win? Then yes.
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 07:58 pm
She probably already knows what you might have done. Women are good at that and men are not too good at lying. Check the tea for arsenic. She may hasten your visit to Purgatory or worse.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 08:01 pm
@realjohnboy,
What's that poison that tastes and smells like almonds? Cyanide?
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 08:08 pm
@tsarstepan,
shes smarter than that. Shed put cyanide into almond cookies and I wouldnt know the diff. Shed be the kind to use Sodium Flouracetate. (worlds deadliest poison=no antidote=first symptom death)

WHY would I cheat and let her win Cheezus!/

AS far as Purgatory, I been there and worked in the area a full 2 weeks, COLD as **** and the only place to go was a Holiday Inn in FAirbanks and travel was by helicopter (I **** bricks in a helicopter).
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2010 08:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
I forget, but it's often found described in English mysteries.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2010 02:29 pm
It starts with Monopoly. But next thing you know you're stabbing a hooker in a Ramada Inn bathroom.
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