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Thu 30 Oct, 2003 09:37 am
Rooters News Servie, Passamaquoddy, October 30:
In a surprise announcement which left Pentagon officials puzzled and not a little dismayed, President Shrub announced today his plans for a regime change in Mexico. The President was quoted:
"I have received reliable information that an extensive program to develop and manufacture weapons of mass destruction has been going on for years in Los Alamos. It is my god-given duty to protect the American people from rogue states, and our nearest neighbors cannot be excepted from my vigilance."
When it was pointed out to Mr. Shrub that Los Alamos is in New Mexico, he retorted that, " . . . old or new, those bastards will pay ! ! !"
Film at eleven . . .
President Bush and the Pope are on the Presidential Yacht discussing World Affairs when a large gust of wind blows the Pope's hat off his head and into the ocean.
Everyone is quite embarrased and the Secret Service is about to jump into the water to retrieve it when the President stops them. He steps off the yacht and walks across the surface of the water and gets the hat and walks back to the yacht. He steps back onto the deck and hands the Pope back his hat while everyone looks on in shock.
The Press on a nearby boat get pictures of the whole incident and rush to the shore to post their stories.
The next day the headlines read :
BUSH CAN'T SWIM !
Ah, more partisan jokes . . . keep up the good work . . .
Rush is halfway through his detox. That oughta calm the d'o heads
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