IRISHMAN'S SQUEEZE

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint
of
Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down
and
one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another
pint.

The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his
fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ye little bastard!
Spit
it out!"