Newly Translated Ancient Writings

For almost eighty years, Professor Hodgins and his wife, Sue Nanna, labored to understand carvings on a wall in an undisclosed location in West Africa. Now, they have announced that the effort has been completely successful. Below is the transcript that they have submitted to Roiters News Organization:


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