At least i laughed hard

Good one Phillis!

Glad ya think so lad.
39 views and 1 reply.........do thesze(i am leaving this typo, it's a good one)people have no humor just kidding
I feel giddy so close to St. Patty's Day

This lad shares your sense of humour and will have a drink with you. Cheers.

Genius..

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.

"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

LOL

A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

"Beersex."

o' that is a funny one , she said laughing

Pleased you liked it, this lad is off to bed. Nite, nite.