THE CAT IN THE HAT SMOKES CRACK

Hmm....

Hansel and Gretel stumble upon a candy house owned by a witch. Being little snot-nosed brats, they tear candy off the exterior and gorge themselves. Well, the witch catches them and locks them up, with a plan to roast their fat little asses and eat them. Hansel and Gretel manage to escape, and plot to push the witch into the oven instead, but witches have second sight, so she knew, oh yes, she knew. Witchypoo swings around and gives them both a broomstick sweep to the ankles, knocking them down. Another sweep tosses the lil bastards into the oven. The witch pours herself a large sherry and awaits dinner. "Ahh, meat at last....this all-sugar diet has not been good for my diabetes, I must say. Serves them right....hey, I made a funny, as I am going to serve them right indeed, with all the trimmings!"

heeheeheeheeheehee . . .

first class effort, Cav, you may have a gold star . . .

Hee...I will return....I hope others participate. Have you been reading those Binkle Bunny stories? Just curious.

No, Boss, i haven't. Have you posted them here? I am unfamiliar with that particular cousin of Our Dear Wabbit.

Hmm....here is the official collection/site:

http://homepages.tesco.net/~andrew.r.a.owen/wizzc.html

Some Brit biker dude wrote these for the entertainment of himself and his friends, and they have spread all over the 'net. Funny stuff.

"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he wiped the remaining crumbs of Christopher Robin's entrails from his maw, and picked a stray bit of gristle from his teeth, "Sometimes, a bear has just GOT to eat!"

James, James, Garrison, Garrison
D.A. of New Orleans
Tried to convict assassins (though they were ex-marines!)
James, James, Garrison, Garrison
Said to the jury, said he,
That what went down, on the edge of town
Required more shots than three!

Thanks for your contribution . . . did you notice that this thread is more than six years old? Don't let that stop you, though . . . keep 'em coming . . .

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider that sat down besider
and little miss muffet said
Rack off hairy legs!!!!!!