Robert Gentel wrote:
It wouldn't quite be a fully functional wiener now if it urinated floorlessly would it? Nah, I passed with flying colors (so in other words there was some on the ceiling).
Ha! Have I told the story of the little boy my friend was teaching who was very traumatised and generally was always in trouble? One day he came back to class from lunch covered in pee. My friend asked him what had happened, and he answered cheerfully that the boys had been having a "who can pee highest" contest, and he, as he announced proudly, had won.
She was highly amused, although she considered it a somewhat Pyrrhic victory.