wabbit joke

A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks - with the sweetest littlelisp: - "Excuthe me mithter, do you keep widdle wabbiths?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbitt or a
thoft and furwy bwack wabbitt or maybe a cute widdle bwown wabbitt?

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, - My pyffon dont give a phuck what colour they are.