@Setanta,
oh yeah, what a bitch she was.
she was taking a loaf of bread to her poor granny, and had to pass over some muddy ground.
she didn't want to get her pretty new shoes dirty, so she was using the bread as a stepping stone.
she trod the loaf and the ground swallered her up.
there was something in there her getting toads in her mouth too.
nothing like getting a mouthful of toad, I always say.