mmmmm (L)X~

But you're clearly a dude, a teenage one, who, admit it, would take any girl, regardless of her blowjob habits, or her general hygiene for that matter.

Still, though, that rhymed!

But it's not original, G, I've been reading that one on men's room walls for years.

Joe(Here I sit, broken-hearted...)Nation

"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants."

Here i sit broken hearted
paid my penny and only farted