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Why die for Usama ?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2002 01:27 pm
(Another little gem from P45 [/i]:

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now . . No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No
cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No 'Hooters', No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas.

You can't shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

No mystery here.

Just thoughts to pass along....
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2002 03:11 pm
And then there are the 72 virgins awaiting your entrance to paradise.
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2002 03:12 pm
Or is that 74 virgins?
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2002 03:24 pm
I think that after the first 7 or 8, the guy would be too tired to care! Shocked
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fishin
 
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Reply Tue 26 Nov, 2002 06:00 pm
Phoenix32890 wrote:
I think that after the first 7 or 8, the guy would be too tired to care! Shocked


Why? There's always tomorrow? lol
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