Describe your Job in 5 Words

I can, I program them..

Yeah, but I woud require one with exceptional language skills.

We can do that. Maybe.

Stealing money from truly needy

Shaping cement/stone into masterpieces.

Fixing other people's mistakes

Do u carve the stone ?

Did u carve that statue of me ?





David

I bet you're a doctor!

Eh at times I carve a bit, in the old sense, mostly use powertools though....then I have some homemade tools to "erase" my factory edges....old ball bat, few pieces of chain, I just basically beat the hell out of the stone.

I would like to see "your" statue in person, I have some highly detailed pictures of it...I have always been amazed at the right hand alone....I only wish I had that much talent.

I LOVE my job... (not)

Forgot if I did this before but here goes.

Blogging, cat herding, tracking metrics

At least I got one.