Cat Fight

I suspect Sebastian the dog of being a racist.

Right, anyone wearing a fur coat in this day and age should be outcast!

News-flash!

My wife left the sports car's summer tires on the driveway because she needed the space in the van, Sebastien got tangled in them and would not stop barking until I want out and moved the tires. Fatty and Screamy are having a stare-down by the entrance to the master bedroom.

Things are really hopping, I'll tell you what.

OK, I gotta ask.

chumly, why do you keep them in the van?

(in case summer strikes suddenly, and you must rush out with the van and find the wife in the sports car, then switch the tires?)

you should build a storage shed. mebbe even put a cot in there. just incase...)

I keep the cats and dog in the van because...