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Mon 20 Oct, 2003 08:16 pm
An 90 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they
decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure
nothing was wrong with them.
After checking the couple
out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want
to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
Later that night while watching Tv, the old man got up from his chair and
his wife asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "To the kitchen."
She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replies, "Sure."
She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so
you can remember it?" He says, "No, I can remember that."
She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top.
you had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."
He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a
plate of bacon and eggs.
She looked at the plate and said I knew you'd forget something, he looked puzzled and replied what did I forget? she said, "you forgot my toast."
Bed
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma,
"Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to
play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and
Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to
play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his
grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still
up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives?
Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is
going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
You shouldn't use vaseline as a lubricant!
-unless you're using it on daddy. (... eww.)