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Should Santas get priority on H1N1 shots?

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 01:57 pm
@Abel Conklin,
well abel my snow-blind friend, it's not so much a question of sight as it is a question latitude. Yes and attitude re your swine bretheren and sisteren. Think not of slot cars nor of slot santas but think of the suffering bankers on wall street. While E may stand for excellence in my book, I think you're just out of gas. I mean that sincerely abel.
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Abel Conklin
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 02:00 pm
I have been whipped by the lashes of a cowboy and I feel cleansed.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 02:06 pm
@Abel Conklin,
I'm not sensitive about Santa, it was the pure comment that got to me. I was only trying to have some fun.
dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 02:08 pm
@Ceili,
Ceili, this is not Entertainment Tonight, this is Abel to Know, fun is a dirty word here and will get you banned.
Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 02:21 pm
@dyslexia,
Apparently... Laughing
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 02:23 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

Ceili, this is not Entertainment Tonight, this is Abel to Know, fun is a dirty word here and will get you banned.


"Abel" to know? Since when? Besides I thought he was all about fun:

http://scaa.sk.ca/gallery/persuasion/formats/posters/24937.jpg
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 02:24 pm
@Ceili,
It's futile trying to understand why Abel hates Santa, Ceili.

It is to weep.

Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 05:14 pm
@Joeblow,
I thought it was obvious from reading his threads, he wanted a football but the real santa brought him a Canadian Mountie doll. Since then he has been in favour of mechanical Santas, hated Canada and thinks of football as elsewhere.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 06:22 pm
@Abel Conklin,
Abel Conklin wrote:

I am sorry for my remarks. Had I known Canadians were so sensitive about the domicile of Santa Clause I would have refrained from speaking at all.


That is all we could hope for
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 06:27 pm
Shocked

what do you mean santas?

Crying or Very sad
Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 07:06 pm
@djjd62,
Dude, what are you, four years old? Santa can't hit up every house in the world in one night; he needs help. His representatives at America's malls are, like him, rotund and mirthful residents of the North Pole. But that's all they are, representatives to whom Mr. Claus outsources toy delivery in the early hours of December 25th. It's as close as you're going to get to the big guy.

I figured that **** out like three years ago. Hell yes I wept but I got over it.
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 08:30 pm
@Gargamel,
You are a very nasty harsh man and I hate you !! It is all lies !!! I cant hear you, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 09:08 pm
Given the role of mall Santas in the spread of herpesvirus in the 1970s, I think we should avail ourselves of every available precaution in the face of the current pandemic.

The only responsible choice, I'm afraid, is the full-Santa roll-on prophylactic (patent pending).
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 10:11 pm
Apropos Santa, this will be my Christmas card this year...
http://dni.li/wp-content/pixx/SantaExhibitionist.jpg

Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 10:57 pm
@CalamityJane,
Which one is you ?
Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 07:21 am
@Ionus,
Ionus wrote:

Which one is you ?


Far left. Black hat.










Wink
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 10:27 am
@Ionus,
I am the one with the camera taking the picture! Wink
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 11:56 am
@Abel Conklin,
And I thought little kids were terrified of Santa before - now we as parents could really terrorize them.

Still though - there would need to be some sort of antibactorial bath washed over mechanical Santa to make him germ free between children.
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