@djjd62,
Dude, what are you, four years old? Santa can't hit up
every house in the world in one night; he needs help. His representatives at America's malls are, like him, rotund and mirthful residents of the North Pole. But that's all they are, representatives to whom Mr. Claus outsources toy delivery in the early hours of December 25th. It's as close as you're going to get to the big guy.
I figured that **** out like three years ago. Hell yes I wept but I got over it.