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life's little lessons

 
 
chai2
 
Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 12:48 pm
Never ask a tranny to help you pick out eye shadow.




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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 01:16 pm
@chai2,
ok, taken off my list of things to do.
djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 01:21 pm
@dyslexia,
geez, now i have to start a whole new bucket list
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:14 pm
Had to look it up, said the man who was not with it.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:26 pm
@chai2,
Really? Why? I learned some great makeup tips from a Tv I subleted with when I was in my 20's. S/he used to say there's no excuse for a woman to not look good.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:29 pm
@chai2,
Never play pool with someone who owns his own cue.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:40 pm
Joe(Never date a chick with a tattoo of a dagger.)Nation

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:42 pm
@chai2,
Never act on stock tips from your brother-in-law.
George
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:46 pm
@DrewDad,
Never eat steak tips from your sister-in-law.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:52 pm
Never store your bottle of Gorilla Glue, without checking the cap is tight.
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:57 pm
Never assume that just because a guy has an M.D. after his name, that he always knows what is good for your health. ( For those who do, remember that M.D. does NOT stand for "medical deity!)
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 02:59 pm
@Phoenix32890,
Stinkbugs are named that for a reason.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 03:48 pm
@edgarblythe,
+1, speaking from recent experience.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 03:53 pm
@roger,
Nothing worse than a project ready for the Gorilla Glue and the bottle's hard as a rock.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 04:17 pm
@Green Witch,
Green Witch wrote:

Really? Why? I learned some great makeup tips from a Tv I subleted with when I was in my 20's. S/he used to say there's no excuse for a woman to not look good.


Oh the colors were great, as was the application.

But what I had said I wanted was eyeshadows that looked really natural, like I wasn't wearing any, but just looked better.
Subtle like.

I didn't want to look like a cabaret singer, I was going for the "my you look rested" look.

Really nice person though. Definitions of "natural" obviously differ.

My search will continue. I haven't worn eyeshadow for at least 10 years now, so I'm rather like a virgin to this all.




Steak tips?

There's got to be a good story behind that.
sullyfish6
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 04:19 pm
Never say never.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 04:22 pm
@sullyfish6,
Beware the question, "can you do me a favor?"

The proper answer is, "depends on the favor."
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 05:17 pm
When Mr. P. starts a sentence with, "incidentally", I just know that there is trouble afoot.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 05:44 pm
never eat at a diner named MOM's.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 07:28 pm
@dyslexia,
Never play poker with a man named Doc.
 

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