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life's little lessons

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 07:28 pm
@dyslexia,
And never, ever moon a werewolf.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 08:38 pm
Speak softly, but carry a big wallet.
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shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Nov, 2009 08:38 pm
@chai2,
Leave Leslie alone

you know that man just got hit !

seeesh
Dunnbeatable
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 02:33 am
@chai2,
believe in your government...
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 07:52 am
@shewolfnm,
shewolfnm wrote:

Leave Leslie alone

you know that man just got hit !

seeesh


oh yeah, like I would let Leslie touch me.

he got hit?
wha' happened?
George
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 08:02 am
@chai2,
Quote:
Steak tips?

There's got to be a good story behind that.

Nah.
"Never eat steak tips from your sister-in-law."
was just playing off DrewDad's
"Never act on stock tips from your brother-in-law."
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George
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 08:03 am
@roger,
Quote:
And never, ever moon a werewolf.

Love it
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Sglass
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 12:30 pm
@roger,
And never sleep with a man that has more problems than you.
BorisKitten
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 02:23 pm
@chai2,
Quote:

But what I had said I wanted was eyeshadows that looked really natural, like I wasn't wearing any, but just looked better.
Subtle like.

I didn't want to look like a cabaret singer, I was going for the "my you look rested" look.

Really nice person though. Definitions of "natural" obviously differ.

My search will continue. I haven't worn eyeshadow for at least 10 years now, so I'm rather like a virgin to this all.

Aw, c'mon Chai, you're not really serious are ya? Do you mean I hafta start another make-up thread (oh pleez pleez can I?)...
BorisKitten
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 02:24 pm
@Sglass,
Quote:
And never sleep with a man that has more problems than you.

Also, never sleep with a man who has more hair than you.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 02:27 pm
@Sglass,
But, never turn down sex.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 02:27 pm
@BorisKitten,
BorisKitten wrote:

Quote:
And never sleep with a man that has more problems than you.

Also, never sleep with a man who has more hair than you.
ah, so that's why I sleep alone.
djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 02:28 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

BorisKitten wrote:

Quote:
And never sleep with a man that has more problems than you.

Also, never sleep with a man who has more hair than you.
ah, so that's why I sleep alone.


you could try taking the cowboy boots off at night
BorisKitten
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 02:42 pm
@djjd62,
Quote:
you could try taking the cowboy boots off at night

Cripes, how can one kick ass without cowboy boots? Sheesh!
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 03:33 pm
@BorisKitten,
BorisKitten wrote:

Aw, c'mon Chai, you're not really serious are ya? Do you mean I hafta start another make-up thread (oh pleez pleez can I?)...


Go forth....it's my gift to you....

Actually I know what I want. Tones of camel, very light tan, with a bit of brow and inner eye lightener.

I understand putting a lid base on helps tremendously, as far as making the eyeshadow long lasting and with no crease.

oh ****....start another thread so I can discuss.



another life lesson....

keep your threads separate.
mac11
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 03:38 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
another life lesson....

keep your threads separate.

i.e. don't cross the streams
Francis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 03:42 pm
@mac11,
Mac11 wrote:
don't cross the streams


Especially if the ferryman's name is Charon..
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 06:10 am
@chai2,
I do not know exactly.
He was found on the side of the road by a cab driver. Called an ambulance , took him to the er etc.
Aneurysm.

I see him now all the time at Thai Fresh . Head shaved and looking.. just.. muted .

Last time I saw him he was walking on his own with out the nurse, or girlfriend. So getting better.

I know that man is an icon so to speak Rolling Eyes but he creeps the **** out of me.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 06:45 am
@shewolfnm,
Actually one of life's little lessons lies in leslie.

For those who don't know, Leslie is an outrageous transvestite who lives in Austin.

Thing is, he's never bothered with the feminine niceties that would have made him relatively unnoticeable.

Let me put it this way. Take Dyslexia and slap some lipstick and eyeshadow on him, dress him up in pair of pantyhose, platform shoes, mini skirt faux fox fur jacket, and glittery scarve, and you will have an approximation of how attractive leslie is as a woman.

Leslie's been around much longer than I can remember, getting up to occassional hijinx, but mostly just hanging out and being snarky.

At this point, it's expected of him to dress rather outrageously every day, and be, well, leslie.
I'm sure his health, besides his recent injury, has not been all that great for years, and it's been taking it's toll.

To many, he's just a joke, I'm sure many find him offensive, to the point of beating him and leaving him on the side of the road.

In other words, I can't imagine anyone aspiring to be him.

lesson....learn when the parties over.

DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 09:01 am
@mac11,
mac11 wrote:
chai2 wrote:
keep your threads separate.
i.e. don't cross the streams

You can never cross the same river twice.
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