@Gargamel,
No waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy...
That has to be satire, right?
I mean I thought Dan was FTM before I started reading, but the bit about Chuck...
No waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy...
(She says, hopefully...)
(OMG, look at Chuck's expression now... he's so clearly saying "you bastard, you stole my junk...")