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Proof that there is no god found in a watermellon

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Robert Gentel
 
Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 01:31 pm
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 01:47 pm
Very funny!

I was in the shower the other day thinking that if intelligent design were true we'd be able to wash our own backs a lot better..... some kind of extra elbow or something.....
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 01:53 pm
@Robert Gentel,
I knew the evidence would turn up sooner or later.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 01:57 pm
I am awaiting the miraculous pomegranate before I fall for that.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 04:27 pm
@boomerang,
Perhaps god doesn't WANT us to wash our backs?
panzade
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 04:29 pm
@dlowan,
heh...
hey bunny...can I wash your back?
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 08:49 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

heh...
hey bunny...can I wash your back?


Rabbits CAN wash our own backs...we are way more flexible.
panzade
 
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Reply Tue 29 Sep, 2009 07:48 am
@dlowan,
I take it then...that's a...negative
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 29 Sep, 2009 07:58 am
Have any of you read this book?

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n59/n295132.jpg

God comes to earth disguised as a Sudanese girl, and dies in Dafur.

We know it's God because wild dogs ate the body, gain the ability to speak, and relate what happened.

There's then short clips of how the world is getting on, now that God is dead.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 29 Sep, 2009 10:01 am
@panzade,
Maybe.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 29 Sep, 2009 11:21 am
@Robert Gentel,
Very clever, funny, and well-made video!

I wonder what message these melons would have inside?

http://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Rectangle_Watermelon.jpg
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