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The scotch joke

 
 
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 11:14 am
I don't know if you can get youtube videos, oristar, but here's a link to Prof. Irwin Corey. He was a doubletalk comedian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXFTG893daM
maybe he still is. I thought he'd died years ago but apparently he was still going in '07. When you listen to what he's saying at great length, it doesn
t make any sense at all. But all the big words make it seem like it should. That's double talk.
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 12:43 pm
@fresco,
fresco wrote:

Francis,

I like the one with the Scotsman up in court when a still for whiskey is found on his land. The judge fines him £100 for" possession of the apparatus". The Scotsman responds with "in that case I'd better plead guilty to rape as well".



I don't get it.
roger
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 12:59 pm
@chai2,
Well, he had the equipment for rape, didn't he? Convict him of that, too.
Francis
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 01:34 pm
Chai wrote:
I don't get it.


How come, Chai? (no pun intended).
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 01:43 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

Well, he had the equipment for rape, didn't he? Convict him of that, too.



oh....ok, I get it now.

just being dense I guess.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 01:45 pm
@Francis,
Francis wrote:

Chai wrote:
I don't get it.


How come, Chai? (no pun intended).


how?

this is a family friendly thread francis. Cool
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 01:51 pm
@spendius,
spendius wrote:
So--one might say that Setanta wears his underpants to cover his head.

My first reaction was that Set's head is way too big for that to work ... but on second thought, his underpants are likely made of sail cloth.
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oristarA
 
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Reply Thu 10 Sep, 2009 12:21 am
@MontereyJack,
Youtube is relentlessly blocked by Chinese government's filter, even with a good proxy, which lets me visit many "forbidden" sites, youtube cannot be reached.
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