@Setanta,
Tell me where they don't speed.
Anywho... There's an old joke. A canadian will pull up to a light at 3:00 am with no traffic in sight in the middle of nowhere and wait till the light turns green.
But we speed, we drink and drive, we disobey traffic lights and speed signs. We all drive 170 km, dart off ramps, lose it and wreck our cars, then we jump out leaving four passengers behind and run across expressways and get on local buses.
Every weekend. Got that tourists. Stay at home. We are horrible and we'll yell at your mum too. And whenever we get the chance, we steal lollypops from small children and make fun of handicapped people, you know, we trip the blind, make fun of the obese and when we're bored we run with scissors...
We're Canadians. We're the new Antichrist.
Lock up your women and children. Ahhhhhh!
We're Canadians.