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Wed 26 Aug, 2009 03:34 pm
this weekend my revamped big hair tribute band Rock Of Ages plays Firday and Saturday night.
I'll be singing my greatest hits
Walker This Way
Rocker Of Ages
Prostate Health
I Wanna Pee
I Want You To Wipe Me
Pour Some Talcum On Me
Talk Loudly To Me
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Don't forget
"My Teeth Fell out on the Floor When You Mooned Me"
"Hoveround on the Freeway of Love"
@edgarblythe,
And that other classic: "I fallen and my penis won't get up".
I was thinking of that country classic "Ma caught her tittie in the wringer of the washer and Dad left her flat"
@Bi-Polar Bear,
do you take requests?
fats:
i found my thrills with a little blue pill...
Oh, I like that one, Bear. Another great hit: "I took the blue pill", should be followed with "Something's rubbing against my leg (oh it's my ass)".
Another hard rocker..
Snoring after Midnight
train in varicose vein....
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Remember, the audience will be bored if you can't make it through an entire song without stopping to go to the bathroom.
I'll be doing a hot cover of Evenflowmax.....
@Bi-Polar Bear,
.....and make sure there's no bad ant-acid going around
My Depends Depends on You
@wandeljw,
wandeljw wrote:
.....and make sure there's no bad ant-acid going around
gives a whole new meaning to that little purple pill..
Every breath you take
Makes your inhaler shake . . .
Don't forget "Highway to Hospice"!!!!
I just wrote one called "If You Can't Cut The Mustard Lick The Jar"
"I'd Put on My Bra (But I Can't Bend Over Far Enough)"
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
Till her home takes the scooter away
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