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Dinosaur Creationism Theme Park Seized By The Government

 
 
djjd62
 
Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 10:39 am
i hope gunga got to visit before the locks went on the gates

Dinosaur Creationism Theme Park Seized By The Government

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You'd think that dinosaur-loving creationists would be law-abiding citizens. Not so. Last week a South Carolina judge ordered the government to seize control of Dinosaur Adventure Land creationist theme park after its owners were convicted of tax fraud.

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If you live in or around Pensacola, it just got harder to be a creationist who wants to see giant statues of dinosaurs. Dinosaur Adventure Land, which was packed with educational exhibits devoted to unmasking the lies of evolution, will be no more. No longer will children be taught how dinosaurs walked the earth 6000 years ago. All because park's owners, Kent and Jo Hovind, owed the IRS just under half a million dollars in employee taxes.

According to the Pensacola News Journal:

[Kent Hovind] was found guilty in November 2006 on 58 counts, including failure to pay employee taxes and making threats against investigators.
The conviction culminated 17 years of Hovind sparring with the IRS. Saying he was employed by God and his ministers were not subject to payroll taxes, he claimed no income or property.

Now the government is finally going to get those back taxes by seizing what remains of their theme park.

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The Hovinds were also the founders of Creation Science Church, which seems (if the website is to be believed) to be devoted to a creationist interpretation of the Bible, really awesome dinosaurs, and super excellent paper airplanes. As the Dinosaur Adventure Land website explains:

Dinosaur Adventure Land is a theme park and science museum that gives God the glory for His creation. It has rides and fun-filled events and activities, each involving a physical challenge, a science lesson, and a biblical truth.

Learn about dinosaurs, principles of science, and even how to make a paper airplane that can fly over 300 feet! Handle our real, live creatures and take the Leap of Faith swing. Enjoyable and educational for all ages, it is specifically targeted for kids under a million years of age!

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But don't worry " other creationist dinosaur parks live on. In fact, in recent years, creationist groups have seized control of previously science-friendly dino attractions. The famous Cabazon Dinosaurs in California, featured in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, were recently purchased by a creationist group. Now their website includes helpful information on why Darwin was wrong. The park owners write:

Through our exhibit, Mr. Rex's Dinosaur Adventureā„¢ At the World's Biggest Dinosaursā„¢, we hope to help the young and old explore what is known and not known about dinosaurs, man and the creation of the world in a practical, factual and fun way.

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There also remains the Creation Museum in Kentucky, toured by SF author John Scalzi, who had quite a bit to say about it, as well as having a great Flickr set of crazy dioramas from the displays there. The Creation Museum is so hip that it even has a blog, which recently announced that the museum is sponsoring a car that will be racing at the Kentucky Speedway. But will the car have a velociraptor painted on the side? You know, one that lived like 5000 years ago?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 10:43 am
@djjd62,
It appears that "crazy" is not limited to a single domain....
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RexRed
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 11:22 am
I would fund this if my bank account wasn't extinct. Smile
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 11:24 am
I'd like to go to one of these places, just to, I don't know....gawk or something.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 11:32 am
@chai2,
reading some of your posts, I believe that youd smack somebody. Thats one of the reasons I dont go. Im sure Id bitch slap somebody , then either Id get beat up or go to jail.

I think that these kinds of places should be on tv. I could see a good show on the Comedy Channel about a family of Creationists living their zany lives among the non believers. Funensues.
RexRed
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 11:45 am
Maybe the government will turn it into a family planning clinic? Smile
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 11:48 am
@RexRed,
excellent use of resources. i'm also thinking the grand canyon would contain eons of L.A. trash.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 12:01 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

reading some of your posts, I believe that youd smack somebody. Thats one of the reasons I dont go. Im sure Id bitch slap somebody , then either Id get beat up or go to jail.

I think that these kinds of places should be on tv. I could see a good show on the Comedy Channel about a family of Creationists living their zany lives among the non believers. Funensues.


Hey, I'm not at all a violent person! I don't hit people ever.

I'm sure I would get aggitated if I heard adult telling little kids some of the REALLY stupid stuff. Mostly because I'd be thinking "Oh....THAT's where assholes come from"
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 12:04 pm
@chai2,
Quote:
I'm sure I would get aggitated if I heard adult telling little kids some of the REALLY stupid stuff
Yeah I could really go postal when I hear about the easter bunny.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 12:25 pm
@djjd62,
Kent Hovind wrote:

[...] Saying he was employed by God and his ministers were not subject to payroll taxes, he claimed no income or property. [...]

I guess all the profits went to god, huh?

Anybody know if he pays more than minimum wage? I'm still looking for work.
djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 01:22 pm
@Reyn,
i'm not sure about the pay, but god's employee's claim the retirement benefits are out of this world, heavenly even Razz
rosborne979
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 01:52 pm
@djjd62,

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 01:57 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:
You'd think that dinosaur-loving creationists would be law-abiding citizens.

Actually I think the Creationists are closely related to the mega-church preachers who seem to trot out an endless parade of hypocritical behavior and outright thievery. But I think the Creationists are a bit more delusional and more likely to believe their own ****.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 02:25 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

i'm not sure about the pay, but god's employee's claim the retirement benefits are out of this world, heavenly even Razz

Laughing Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 03:02 pm
The failure to properly sequester and remit payroll taxes is far and away the largest single reason for business failures each year. No matter what kind of goofy **** an employer may do, failing to set aside payroll withholding (which is an act of theft, since it is the employees money and is owed to the government taxing authority concerned) is the one which the goofballs are most likely to get busted for. Once your payroll exceeds a certain amount, you are required to remit the money every two weeks. If you don't pass that threshold, you are required to report and remit your payroll withholding every quarter, and can be required to show that you had sequestered the funds on a date no later than the date on which the monies are distributed to employees.

No matter how else you screw up, this is the one they're gonna get ya for first. Then they can sit back and start to build the laundry list of f*ck-ups for which they gonna haul your pathetic asses over the coals.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 03:17 pm
@Setanta,
If your 941 liability exceeds $100,000.00 for any given payroll, you are required to make payment the same day. The penalty is just enormous, but forgiveable on the first occurance - sometimes.
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 03:23 pm
@roger,
Most businesses of this size don't pass that threashold, unless the partners in a limited partnership or an S-corporation are also carried as employees and are really milking the profits by that means rather than taking distributions. But many, many businesses pass the $50,000 per quarter payroll threshhold for the requirement to report and pay withholding every two weeks, and i'll bet that operation did, too. You'd only need about 20 minimum wage employees and a handful of decently paid managers to exceed that limit.

They have absolutely no sense of humor on this one, either. They've been using it for ages to shut down shady operations.
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fresco
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 05:18 pm
There is perhaps an ironic twist here in a parody of the banishment from the Garden of Eden. Wink
roger
 
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Reply Wed 5 Aug, 2009 05:56 pm
@fresco,
Hey, that's not bad at all.
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