Funny jokes

ok theres this guy that goes to london. he doesnt speak english.
so he tries to learn it from other people. first he hears an ice cream man
say who wants ice cream??. then all the kids say "memememememe."
so he learns "memememememe." then he walks into a resterunt and hears people saying "forks and knives forks and knives forks and knives". so he learns "forks and knives forks and knives forks and knives". then he hears a kid saying "he stole my bubble gum!!!!!". so he learns "he stole my bubble gum!!!!!"
then as he was walking he walks up to a dead body. the police officer asks him who killed this man? he said memememememe. then the police officer asks him how did u kill this man. he said forks and knives forks and knives forks and knives. then the police officer asks him why did u kill this man. and he said he stole my buuble gum!!!!!