SURGICAL STORY

> Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
> cut off all 10 of his fingers.
>
> He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
>
> The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and
I'll
> see what oi can do'.
>
> Paddy said,
> 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
>
> 'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
> Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009!
> We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques....
> I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
> Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
>
> And Paddy said,
> ' How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!
>