@oristarA,
Tweengasmic compounds tween (preteen = 10 " 12 years old) and orgasmic.
It’s used sarcastically in the article, indicating that the cast/show appeals to swooning preteens. Imagine squealing, jumping up and down …intense excitement over, say, a new pony, tickets to a boy band…preteen heartthrobs…that type of thing.
Drewdad said it succinctly.
“Stank” is an interesting word choice here and not one most would use I imagine (even though we take liberties with language all the time"just look at tweengasmic)
Stank in this context may be a play on “stinks.” For example, “Their attitude stinks.” Looking at the picture and based on the article, I’m surmising that the author meant “the same, disdainful faces,” indicating the cast was as usual, unenthusiastic (perhaps bored) and condescending. It’s not a compliment.
The title is a play on words
New Moon/
Same (old) Thing