Well Jenkins, your shoulder is against the grindstone, both feet are on the floor, your hands are on the levers, your heart's in the right place, and your ass is in gear - but your ear isn't on the ground, your nose isn't to the wheel and your eyes aren't on the prize. Clearly there is scope for improved performance.
I'm looking for an accidental dismemberment insurance agent.
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Thu 24 Mar, 2011 09:57 am
Now that we've successfully moved past the mind-body dichotomy, Mr. Jones, your psychoanalysis can really begin in earnest.
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firefly
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Thu 24 Mar, 2011 10:51 am
As a war correspondent, your coverage of the land mine hazards was dazzling, but I'm afraid we already have enough talking heads here at MSNBC.
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firefly
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Thu 24 Mar, 2011 11:18 am
Now that you've ended your self destructive jag, Mr Sheen, you're welcome to have your job back. But, we'll have to re-title the show, "One and a Quarter Men".
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firefly
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Thu 24 Mar, 2011 11:29 am
I must admit you make a compelling case for disability, Mr Smith, but our review board sees so many worthy applicants we can't afford to be hasty in our decisions.
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Thu 24 Mar, 2011 12:16 pm
I know you've always been ahead of your time, George, but your latest proposal will require a real hands-on approach.
