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I went to the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame today and bought a Billy Joel action figure.

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@panzade,

"First name Jonathan, last name Swift."

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@panzade,

What that? Oh, just a Little Night Music.

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bump

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@panzade,

"Can I get a piano in the proper shape?"

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@panzade,

"I just wanted to watch the Sopranos."

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@panzade,

"The scale is off."

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. . . and there's three more of them doing synchronized swimming in the bathroom.

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

"That genie was hard of hearing, I wished for a nine inch penis."

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@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

"Can I get a piano in the proper shape?"

You're right, and I just now realized what you meant.

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@panzade,

panzade wrote:

You know you've got a couple of cauliflowers stuck up your nose, right?

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"You're just a big bully!"

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"No smoking allowed, bully boy!"

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@vonny,

"Can I cut off an ear before I leave, at least?"

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@OnTheFritz,

I promise to leave my cape at home.

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@ossobuco,

I promise to only play the bear markets.

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@panzade,

Indeed El Toro, I sit before you a broken man, penniless with not even an arse to my pants.

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Corrida? You want me to assist you by waving a flag there, in front of a big crowd? What would be the object?

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My qualifications? I've been known to shoot the bull a few times.

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